I was just googling pelicans because apparently pelicans and puffins are not similar…at all. Well as I was doing so my roommate yelled to me from the hallway to ask if we had any more carpet cleaner. Turns out her dog barfed ALL OVER her bedroom.  She puked twice (in the bathroom) in response and the entire upstairs of our house now smells like shit – because of dog puke not Liz puke.  It’s absolutely the worst most penetrating vomit I’ve ever smelled in my life. DISGUSTING.

Pelicans and Puffins will now forever bring back this atrocious smell. They now have a common bond…other than the fact that they are both birds.